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{DoA}DrunkMonkey
31-03-2002, 03:43 PM
found this... somewhere.

PLZ only scroll down untill u can see the question, then think about it and scroll down a little bit untill u can see its anwser, don`t get the whole page on ur screen at ounce, if ya res goes that high.

i have tryed spaceing out the page so u don`t see the questoin and then the anwser instally after.
<test starts.. NOW>

The questions are not that difficult.









Questions:

1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?































The correct answer is:
Open the refrigerator door, put in the giraffe and close the door.

This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.
























2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?













































Wrong Answer:
Open the refrigerator door, put in the elephant and close the refrigerator.

Correct Answer:
Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door.

This tests your ability to > think through the repercussions of your actions.


































3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend except one.
Which animal does not attend?













































Correct Answer:
The Elephant.
The Elephant is in the refrigerator.
This tests your memory. OK, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly,
you still have one more chance to show your abilities.

































4. There is a river you must cross. But it is inhabited bycrocodiles.
How do you manage it?












































Correct Answer:
You swim across. All the Crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting.

This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.
According to Andersen Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the professionals they tested got all questions wrong.

But many preschoolers got several correct answers.
AndersonConsulting says this conclusively disproves the theory that most professionals have the brains of a four year
old.



The End

Mad Gonesy
31-03-2002, 04:02 PM
lol.. that is good

Sabrina
31-03-2002, 04:04 PM
errr...i dont get it...anyways..

Edcrab
31-03-2002, 04:09 PM
Eh... I don't have a direct mind, so that only works if people tell me slowly and carefully that each question was in fact relevant to the last O_o

NYPD SWAT Robot
31-03-2002, 04:21 PM
You never said the topics were chronologically ordered and related to each other. But its pretty good.


BTW I have some alternative answers

1- No alternative answers
2- What if you have a massive freezer/refridgerator? Then they both fit.
3 Not necesarrily. Elephants can barge the doors down, and if my #2 is true, then its 2 animals.
4- What if the crocodiles left the meeting early?

{DoA}DrunkMonkey
31-03-2002, 04:23 PM
but if u were told it was in a chronological order it would be too easy.

and u were more than likely to realise this after the 2nd question

NYPD SWAT Robot
31-03-2002, 04:34 PM
Oh well, it was amusing

BTW- Where has the subliminal message in your avatar gone?

Turrican
31-03-2002, 04:36 PM
Originally posted by NYPD SWAT Robot
Also BTW- POST 99/100!!! One more and I get me an AVATAR

Is that all youre here for? An avatar? I personally hate it when people make these little post count celebrations.

{DoA}DrunkMonkey
31-03-2002, 04:43 PM
well as the test says it tests diffrent aspects of ur mental understanding and if u can adjust to diffrent types of them in such a small space of time.

BTW: u need 200 posts for an avatar, and i optiomized my avatar and plonked it back here and it broken itself and now canna be fuked chaning it back. (net going slow at mo could PM him that) also(turrican, u were betta off PMing swat that)


on another note. i got 1 out of 4 right... the 3rd queston i got correct

60 Megabyte File
31-03-2002, 04:46 PM
God im a dumbass :)

{DoA}DrunkMonkey
31-03-2002, 04:49 PM
well it all depends on how u think..

look at the bit at the bottom.
"around 90% of the professionals they tested got all questions wrong."
"But many preschoolers got several correct answers.
AndersonConsulting says this conclusively disproves the theory that most professionals have the brains of a four year
old. "

Static-X_Solja
31-03-2002, 04:52 PM
uhh, it takes 200 posts for an avatar...

EDIT-Nm, now i got one hehehe

NYPD SWAT Robot
31-03-2002, 04:54 PM
Read the announcement and look to your left

BTW sorry about the celebrations i will edit them out now

No_one_you_no
31-03-2002, 05:18 PM
ive known about this for a looooooooong time. when i first did it i got them all right :D

Creeps
31-03-2002, 05:24 PM
I got 1 answer correct, the third..

Macros
05-04-2002, 08:24 AM
WOOO! I got question 1 right! ( I quote "shove the giraffe in the fridge then kick its arse until you can close the door")

{DoA}DrunkMonkey
05-04-2002, 09:01 AM
the simplest way is always the best.