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CkDead
14-04-2002, 12:25 PM
http://www.poisonedminds.com/tests/dic/

Im Robert Mugabe.

Desolation
14-04-2002, 12:33 PM
Im Also Robert Mugabe.

cranberry
14-04-2002, 12:42 PM
O_O crikey.

I'm Tony Blair!!!! "As dictators go, you're kind of pathetic! Instead of military coup or systematic persecution to get power, you just happen to be the head of the only party in the UK that isn't totally worthless! While not very impressive it is none the less effective! You can do whatever the hell you like without any chance of getting voted out of office! People know that the only alternative would have them eating their children if they ever got back into power!"

NYPD SWAT Robot
14-04-2002, 12:42 PM
Joseph Stalin!

I will purgeski Russiaski until it is not necesarryski and we will kill germanyski.

Click hereski (http://php.poisonedminds.com/tests/dic/dic.php)

Turrican
14-04-2002, 12:43 PM
Damnit, im Tony Blair.


http://poisonedminds.com/tests/dic/Blair.jpg

60 Megabyte File
14-04-2002, 12:44 PM
Im Suddam Hussain (sorry)

You managed to piss off western countries by killing innocent people to get you're hands on oil fields that don't belong to you! That's THEIR job, so a task force was sent to kick you up the backside. They succeeded, but you managed to make them look stupid when it was reviled that the American armed forces had somehow shot down four times as many missiles then you actually owned, and the UK was selling you guns and weapon parts while at war to use against them! So "daddy's little boy" is after you now. Considering what happened the last time, I bet you're SO scared!

Creeps
14-04-2002, 12:47 PM
I'm Robert Mugabe - You answer the question: "what if Hitler was black?" A power-mad little shit that will do anything to keep your backside in the presidential seat, that's what! Sadly, no matter how much you persecute your populace, they are getting sick of you! When given the option of starving to death because of the piss poor economy you created or stringing you up by the nearest lamppost, more and more find the later more attractive! Also shave that stupid, little moustache off! It makes you look like an even bigger tit then you are already!

Freaking Neo
14-04-2002, 12:54 PM
LOL im George Bush


"Wait, I'm not a dictator!" you cry! Well lets look at the check list: Unelected? Check! Use wars and xenophobia to boost popularity? Check! Total control of the media so they never say a bad word against you? Check! Kill scores of innocent people to get what you want? Check! Do anything to get your hands on oil? Check! Inhumane treatment of prisoners? Check! Face it, you're a dictator, and no amount of gloss will hide that fact… or the fact you're a borderline retard who looks like a monkey!

http://poisonedminds.com/tests/dic/Bush.jpg

Sankis
14-04-2002, 01:05 PM
Im Suddam Hussain too

Kritter
14-04-2002, 01:28 PM
mullah omar? lol.

Yaso Kuuhl
14-04-2002, 01:42 PM
Originally posted by Turrican
Damnit, im Tony Blair.


http://poisonedminds.com/tests/dic/Blair.jpg

*cries* Me too! *jumps out of window*

cranberry
14-04-2002, 01:53 PM
Originally posted by Yaso Kuuhl


*cries* Me too! *jumps out of window*

Well, Tony Blair's not that bad...is he (?!). I mean, he hasn't done anything similar to the others....

EvilPentaPenguin
14-04-2002, 02:03 PM
I'm with Turrican and Yaso-Tony Blair.



Ok, Turrican and Yaso, lets just all jump or the window together and get it over with.

Mr. Chris
14-04-2002, 02:15 PM
tony blair

Turrican
14-04-2002, 02:22 PM
Tony Blair
"People know that the only alternative would have them eating their children if they ever got back into power" Funny, because its so true!

Static-X_Solja
14-04-2002, 02:29 PM
The first time i took it i was saddam, the second time, holy shit im Hitler... I was laughing my ass off the whole time taking this test

Congratulations! You are the most evil man of all time! Not only did you exterminate millions of Jews and involved the world in the biggest war the world has ever seen, you also convinced the Germans that the perfect human is a tall blue eyed blond when you're a short, dark Austrian yourself! Well done you spiteful little shit!

DESTROYERZ
14-04-2002, 03:04 PM
im Robert Mugabe too.. lots of people are tony blair

cranberry
14-04-2002, 03:30 PM
Originally posted by EvilPentaPenguin
I'm with Turrican and Yaso-Tony Blair.



Ok, Turrican and Yaso, lets just all jump or the window together and get it over with.

I was Blair too ;_;
Can I join your jumping party?

Malek
14-04-2002, 03:42 PM
Hitler - Must be my german side.

{DoA}DrunkMonkey
14-04-2002, 03:42 PM
Guess what?:p

*Jumps our window and takes down all other tony blairs*

Slidje
14-04-2002, 03:45 PM
i didnt agree with any of the answers .
got tony blair .

Qualjyn_Zhilahj
14-04-2002, 04:01 PM
Slobodan Milosevic. I didnt like this test at all, allthough some of the questions were funny.
http://poisonedminds.com/tests/dic/Milosevic.jpg

NYPD SWAT Robot
14-04-2002, 04:11 PM
Guess I am unique


ALSO- DM thanks for getting me in trouble! You HAD to continue the shooting act, even though I tried to keep it on topic.

{DoA}DrunkMonkey
14-04-2002, 04:34 PM
no prob bot, any time u need another warning i`ll just foward you one of mine.
building up a nice little collection :)

i don`t like tony, that fucking dome was a bit pile of SHIT!

Phx
14-04-2002, 05:58 PM
Originally posted by NYPD SWAT Robot
Guess I am unique


ALSO- DM thanks for getting me in trouble! You HAD to continue the shooting act, even though I tried to keep it on topic.
Not any more...
Well done comrade! You're one of the big boys! When you're not holding speeches about how everyone is equal in the communist society, you're busy living the high-life while millions starve, freeze or get worked to death! You zany person you!

Oh and quit whineing you contributed just as much to that wonderfull spamfest as DM.

Field Medic
14-04-2002, 07:25 PM
Joseph Stalin!!

The west beware...

NYPD SWAT Robot
14-04-2002, 07:44 PM
Hey, is it possible to be Hugo Chavez of Venezuela... its happening now- see related thread in Off-Topic if you don't know who Chavez is.

Hezus
15-04-2002, 01:31 PM
I knew it all the time : I`m Adolf Hitler !

Must be that study on his life that I needed to write for school. Guess it inspired me. Be careful playing my upcoming maps.. you might be aflicted by me ;) just kidding

DAN200
15-04-2002, 01:54 PM
George W Bush, i suppose thats not too wrong actually, dispite by being British, i do actually quite like the guy (well anythings better than damm Tony Blair)

No_one_you_no
15-04-2002, 06:19 PM
Tony Blair. *jumps off airplane down a cliff*

[CK]Gen.King
15-04-2002, 07:00 PM
Hitler.

Macros
16-04-2002, 03:14 AM
Saddam Hussein or something. I like, I like!!!11111

Giblet
17-04-2002, 08:51 PM
LoL me and Meg are both Sadam,lol
You managed to piss off western countries by killing innocent people to get you're hands on oil fields that don't belong to you! That's THEIR job, so a task force was sent to kick you up the backside. They succeeded, but you managed to make them look stupid when it was reviled that the American armed forces had somehow shot down four times as many missiles then you actually owned, and the UK was selling you guns and weapon parts while at war to use against them! So "daddy's little boy" is after you now. Considering what happened the last time, I bet you're SO scared!

Nemesis6
18-04-2002, 06:05 AM
Saddam hussein :D MUahahaha! bow down too me!
actually, i wanted too be stalin, but what the hell... die you foolish amaricans!

Lord Booga
18-04-2002, 07:09 AM
Fidel Castro!

Take that you capitalist pig dogs!

CkDead
18-04-2002, 07:10 AM
Pig Dogs ;D

Honking Donkey
18-04-2002, 08:57 PM
so dawm insane

(saddam hussain for the politicaly incorrect)

Prod
20-04-2002, 03:09 PM
I'm good ol' Adolf Hitler. I'm a bit smater than he tactically, so I will actually be able to take over the universe successfully.

Hmm... I always thought of myself as a communist rather than a Nazi.

BMT
20-04-2002, 05:41 PM
Am i the only jerry adams in the room? :p

MadBopp
20-04-2002, 06:32 PM
I am Adolphie himself! ... well... I got the potential! Look:

Slidje
20-04-2002, 06:35 PM
thats not something to be proud of .

Schism
20-04-2002, 07:28 PM
YES!!! I KNEW IT!!!
Chairman Mao ALL THE WAY

BMT
20-04-2002, 07:31 PM
jerry adams hello HELLO anyone there?

BurnOut64
20-04-2002, 09:49 PM
Youve read it enough to know who this description represents:

You managed to piss off western countries by killing innocent people to get you're hands on oil fields that don't belong to you! That's THEIR job, so a task force was sent to kick you up the backside. They succeeded, but you managed to make them look stupid when it was reviled that the American armed forces had somehow shot down four times as many missiles then you actually owned, and the UK was selling you guns and weapon parts while at war to use against them! So "daddy's little boy" is after you now. Considering what happened the last time, I bet you're SO scared!


I'd like to see Jonesy take this test ;)

Sankis
20-04-2002, 10:37 PM
If anyone here actually got Adolf Hitler without cheating and picking all the ones you know would make you be him, you are a truely sick person and I suggest you seek therapy.

007
20-04-2002, 10:55 PM
http://poisonedminds.com/tests/dic/Hitler.jpg



................................... :wtf:

MadBopp
21-04-2002, 11:57 AM
Originally posted by Sankis
If anyone here actually got Adolf Hitler without cheating and picking all the ones you know would make you be him, you are a truely sick person and I suggest you seek therapy.

...woops! That gotta be me, I guess... :(

Creeps
21-04-2002, 12:06 PM
Originally posted by BurnOut64
I'd like to see Jonesy take this test ;)
He'd come out as 'Satan himself'

Dutchtux
21-04-2002, 12:33 PM
I am saddam hussein!

A well who care what dictator you are.

Dutchtux
21-04-2002, 12:35 PM
Originally posted by MadBopp
I am Adolphie himself! ... well... I got the potential! Look:
The only thing that i miss is the mustach.

MadBopp
21-04-2002, 02:59 PM
Originally posted by Dutchtux

The only thing that i miss is the mustach.

hmm.... I could make a lil mustachie... J/K