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    We regret to inform you all that there will be no release of a DLC-based version of Sven Co-op. Our DLC packs should have been online by April 1st, but when they were not showing up, we emailed Gabe Newell from Valve Software and received the following reply:

    From: Gabe Newell (Valve Software)
    To: Sven Co-op Staff
    Subject: Re:Sven Co-op DLC's

    Hahahaha APRIL FOOLS! Wish I could have seen your faces, lol! Come on.. you guys didn't seriously think we would let you make that much money off a mod based on our work? I mean, SC is fun and all that, but Half-Life is ours, you know... I mean, I'm aware that you guys need to pay for company cars and expensive trips, but I got my eye on this new yacht that I'm just dying to have, so yeah.. You guys are in this industry as well, you know what it's like..

    Now I gotta go golfing with EA's CEO.. yes, they were in on this too, lol! We're going to have such a laugh..

    Tata!
    Gabe

    There you have it. We were victim of a crude April Fools prank. It seems the plans for DLC's are officially cancelled, so Sven Co-op will remain completely free as it was before. Stay tuned for more free updates in the near future!


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    "Tata!"? What an ass.

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    Re: DLC's Cancelled

    What! but i just stole my moms credit card and bought the dlc full pack from amazon

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    we have to pay him back next year, all the work we did for the DLC packs down the drain..
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    Gwawauuuu, NOoOOoOoOoOooo!!!

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    Well this is a total shock.

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    Re: DLC's Cancelled

    Well crap... I was half way through programming our DLC download client. We were hoping to provide you all with a download manager to buy and get all your DLC's quickly in 1 simple app for a DLC fee, but I'll just have to bin it.
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    The Sven Co-op activist group announces:
    "We have launched a Class Action Suit against Valve and well everyone, because we want Sven Co-op DLC and cake"

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    ^ double that!

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    Re: DLC's Cancelled

    i figured it was a joke

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    At the morning of 1st april i checked the svencoop.com and found there is no april fools update, so i though you guys just gave up on that idea. Then i checked in 2nd april and found both "news" pieces hehe... Funny how people are now used to DLCs so much, they fall into it so virtually every single time. It was used to be that they make a main game and then release an expansion pack latter. But now its a main game and loads of pointless DLCs. Some of those are already included in original disc, exept the content is locked. So you pay to unlock what is already done and there.
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    I buy no games with DLC until they release everything, then I buy it for 1/5 of the original price if it still lures me in.

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    Seriously? 5$ for each DLC and its 50% discount? If someone is going to pay 5$ for fucking golden uzis he should have an excess of money or just retarded, I mean really? really? No wonder Gabe has trolled you, I would pay 0,50$ for each dlc, still you have used all half life stuff and converted into multiplayer and added 2 or 3 custom monsters.
    Its fun and I liked it, but thats going too far

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    Re: DLC's Cancelled

    Quote Originally Posted by agrs700 View Post
    Seriously? 5$ for each DLC and its 50% discount? If someone is going to pay 5$ for fucking golden uzis he should have an excess of money or just retarded, I mean really? really? No wonder Gabe has trolled you, I would pay 0,50$ for each dlc, still you have used all half life stuff and converted into multiplayer and added 2 or 3 custom monsters.
    Its fun and I liked it, but thats going too far
    Erm no, it was an April Fools!

    Seriously

    This april fools lacked one thing, OTIS SUMMONING DEVICE! I mean come on that was a classic april fools joke that should be included in some way in next years April Fools Joke!
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    Qwerty wtf, did you really return just to spam

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    He's officially the wave has passed.

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    Lol Gabe's freaking crazy. xD

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    Re: DLC's Cancelled

    Hello and welcome to last year.
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    We all eating cake

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    Re: DLC's Cancelled

    What does it happen?

    Valve Software lies us. My god, that is not nice. I am sorry for bad news.

    I never understand yet I know their because you would like to create engine for Sven Coop. Am I right?

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